“rated T to be safe” yeah safe from me ever reading your candy ass fanfic

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It's so weird how Facebook pages and groups are copying tumblr jokes and everyone on facebook likes them.

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Bitch, we knew those jokes months ago.

Bored? click!

This.

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hayleylavignearmstrong:

The fucking truth.

I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or "hnng" and everyone will understand you, but spell "you're" wrong and you're dead.

that awkward moment when you don't know if a car is going to let you cross

TRYING TO GET SOMEONES ATTENTION

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getting a normal persons attention

getting your bestfriends attention


this blog is hilarious

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acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

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Randy to the Rescue commercial just played WMYB. Yes, I just fangirling.

shit green day fans say

pointofstatic:

  • y’know

Laugh a little :)

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When you notice you spelled something wrong after you click create post.

this blog is epic

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My tumblr is what the inside of my head looks like.

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this blog is epic

Except sometimes I have to censor this one because people actually know me here.

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waerlogas:

when you come across a good fic that hits all your kinks with your favourite pairing

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