today in physics I asked my teacher if he knew how to do chemistry also or if he only knows physics then he said he can name any element or figure out any structure just by looking to it and i drew cocaine and he guessed it rightt…. and earlier in the week he told us his favorite show was breaking bad and hes watched every episode twice so now im 900% convinced my teachers a dealer and im cool with that
oh he also complimented my shirt which is of a guy smoking a joint <3__<3
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I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.
Hades was the original sassy gay friend.
Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.
this post is perfect
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god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures
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when i dont know what to talk about i see how long i can keep a conversation going using the lyrics to smashmouth’s all star and it turns out its not very long
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IM PRETTY SURE COLE SPROUSE HAD A FANDOM AND NOW THEY’RE ALL GOING MAD U OK COLE SPROUSE FANDOM

DON’T WORRY WE DID OUR OWN LITTLE EXPERIMENT ON YOU TOO
#wait no I’m iron man #wait no, robert downey jr. for sure #fuck who am I #I AM A PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRE DOWNEY #fuck no that’s not right #I am Robert Man
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jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
and cole sprouse is exactly the other way around
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I THINK MY HOUSEMATE IS BLASTING “PARTY IN THE USA”
WE ARE IN SCOTLAND
HE IS SCOTTISH
IT IS 4:30 AM
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